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Objectives
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TO KEEP UP THE APPEARANCE OF RESPONSIBLE EMPLOYEES AND PARENTS DESPITE THE FACT THAT WE GET ROARING DRUNK EVERY NIGHT.
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Employment/Experience Summary
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I AM AN EXCELLENT MECHANIC. I HAVE WORKED FOR OVER NINE GARAGES IN THE LAST TEN YEARS. ALL OF MY BOSSES THOUGHT MY WORK WAS GREAT. THEY JUST DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ME.
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I HAVE TREMENDOUS SECRETARIAL SKILLS. ALL OF MY BOSSES HAVE LIKED ME. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S AWFULLY HARD TO GO TO WORK ON MONDAYS.
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JOSEPH AND JOSEPHINE SIXPACK
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WE HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. IT'S TRUE THAT WE DRINK A LITTLE BIT, BUT IT DOESN'T AFFECT OUR KIDS. THEY JUST ENJOY SPENDING A LOT OF TIME AT THEIR FRIEND'S HOUSES.
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Education
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JOE ALMOST FINISHED TECHNICAL SCHOOL AND HE SURE LEARNED TO PARTY.
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JOSEPHINE THOUGHT ABOUT BECOMING A NURSE, BUT SHE COULDN'T GIVE UP HER NIGHTLIFE TO STUDY. SHE HAS A LOT OF EXPERIENCE AS A SECRETARY AND SOME AS A WAITRESS WHEN SHE WAS BETWEEN JOBS.
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Skills
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YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WE DRINK. WE CAN ACTUALLY WORK BETTER WHEN WE'RE A LITTLE BUZZED THAN MOST PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY'RE SOBER.
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ALTHOUGH NEITHER OF US ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE COMPANY VEHICLES, WE DO DRIVE! WE HAVE INSURANCE THROUGH THE STATE INSURANCE FUND.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT US AT COMPANY PARTIES OR PICNICS. WE COULD DRINK THE WHOLE CROWD UNDER THE TABLE AND STILL DRIVE THEM HOME!
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Personal Interest
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WE LOVE TO BOWL. WE CAN'T REMEBER THE LAST TIME WE LOST THE BEER FRAME! WE USED TO PLAY BALL BUT HAVE FOUND IT'S MORE FUN TO HAVE A BEER AND WATCH OTHERS PLAYING.
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